August 5, 2009

There are few sights in the physical world that are more terrifying than this imagine of Loretta at her local Curves gym. While there's the uncomfortably tight outfit and the disgusting sweatiness; the most disturbing element of the shot are her freakishly narrow ankles. It's like she is some kind of grotesque, human-sized, marionette. It's obvious that Loretta's membership in the gym is motivated not by the prospect of physical fitness but by the fact that it provides her with a captive audience to annoy with her self deprecating puns. Judging by all the sweat, it appears that she's been torturing these poor gym members for hours. It's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 66
Loretta - 80
Push - 71