August 26, 2009

In a scene oddly reminiscent of the famous leg lamp scene from "A Christmas Story", Leroy disgusts Loretta with his hideous new living room lamp. Of course Loretta, the obvious authority on modern taste and style, finds Leroy's kitschy piece of lighting to be completely incompatible with her perfectly preserved early 1960s living room and banishes it to the basement. Luckily for Loretta, Leroy appears to be too drunk to argue with her. It looks like Loretta wins this round and no doubt after the lamp's relocation to the basement, it'll be found to have been "mysteriously" smashed beyond all repair in the coming days. A "fragilay" point for Loretta.

Official Count:

Leroy - 71
Loretta - 88
Push - 79