August 7, 2009

When the Lockhorns start displaying behavior that resembles human affection and love for one another is when I get the most suspicious. Crude jokes, cruel taunts, and physical abuse are easy to understand. These complex long cons with their mixed messages just create more questions for me. Why are they out on a romantic dinner? Why isn't Loretta torturing Leroy with her food? Did Loretta actually say she loved Leroy? Whatever she's got planned it's going to be big. My only theory here is that Loretta has paid the waiter off beforehand to put something in Leroy meal and she conveniently turned off her phone so as to delay her calls for medical attention later on. I'm going to cautiously give Loretta the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 67
Loretta - 81
Push - 71