August 14, 2009

Leroy manages to pull a fast one on Loretta at the local multiplex by depriving her the pleasure of torturing him with her constant nagging for two hours. Of course, being the broad, outdated, gender stereotypes they are, there was no chance that they would have found a single movie that they would have both enjoyed. Leroy would have opted for the explosion filled, T&A-laden, action film; while Loretta would have preferred some depressing, estrogen soaked, chick flick with wall to wall crying. Leroy manages to find a few fleeting hours of Loretta-less relief and thus gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 68
Loretta - 83
Push - 75