July 14, 2009

Loretta unleashes a particularly vicious piece of fashion criticism on poor Leroy, demonstrating that the Devil actually wears size 20 custom orthopedics. Leroy, against the better judgment gained from decades of mean spirited put downs, foolishly gets his hopes up and puts his pride on the line while displaying his hideous new blazer. Did he suddenly expect after all these years of relentless insults that Loretta's attitude would suddenly be changed by some zigzag pimp coat? Poor deluded Leroy. Perhaps he may save it for Halloween when he can go as "severely depressed man in ugly jacket". Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 60
Loretta - 70
Push - 65