July 1, 2009

It looks like Leroy is partaking in one of his favorite activities (right up there with binge drinking and dissing the opera), dispensing cynical observations about his marriage. While his comment about Loretta constantly pointing out of his faults is totally valid, to her defense, how deluded would Leroy have been to have not noticed that he is almost completely made of faults? Would he have never looked in the mirror or talked to any other human being for the rest of his life had he not been married? Also, somebody needs to point out the faults of Leroy's green shirted friend. What is up with that nose today? He looks like a Picasso. Leroy scores the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 54
Loretta - 64
Push - 64