July 28, 2009

To me Leroy's disturbing actions look less like carbo-loading and more like regurgitating silken material to form some sort of monstrous cocoon. Loretta likes to point out to her uninterested, blond friend that Leroy is rendering any possible benefit to his planned jog by gluttonously consuming carbs for the two weeks prior; however Leroy's personal carbohydrate consuming ritual is actually meant to sustain him for another extended period of eating Loretta's cooking, which contains no trace of nourishment. Leroy needs the surplus calories and extended energy to power his meal critiques. Loretta still gets the point for today, though.

Official Count:

Leroy - 65
Loretta - 77
Push - 67