July 3, 2009

Leroy, as with all classic household breadwinners of the 50s and 60s, attempted to get ahead at the office by charming his boss with a fine home cooked dinner. Of course instead of humorous classic sitcom hi jinks the only snafu that would have occurred would have been the death of Leroy's boss from severe food poisoning. Fortunately, Leroy's boss was smart enough to deduce from Leroy's deteriorated physical condition and his frequent trips to the emergency room, that any meal at the Lockhorns residence would be life threatening. While he was denied a chance to get some extra face time with the boss, Leroy still manages to salvage the evening by scoring a quality zinger off of Loretta and her piles of green sludge. Leroy earns the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 55
Loretta - 64
Push - 65