July 21, 2009

Sometimes Leroy or Loretta find themselves using well worn idioms that really don't apply to them just for the sake of incorporating it into their punchlines. Such is the case here. Leroy would never be described as a "man who has everything". In fact, he's probably the polar opposite of the man who has everything. His bank account and his life are as hopelessly barren and hollow as they get. Here, Leroy throws out this completely unrelated phrase just so he can complain about Loretta's mounting shopping debt. Although, to be fair, I guess the phrase "what do you give the man who has crippling depression and a horrible wife who keeps him buried under a mountain of debt?" sort of lacks a certain ring to it. If Loretta's shopping that means Leroy is racking up a point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 64
Loretta - 72
Push - 65