July 18, 2009

Today Loretta emphatically shows that she is a monumental failure as a domestic at both indoor and outdoor activities. Also, someone needs to tell the Lockhorns that World War II ended a while back and we currently don't need to grow our own produce to aid in the war effort. Of course there is the possibility that Loretta has planted this "Victory Garden" as a symbolic message of solidarity with and support of all the brave servicemen and women currently serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. Then there is the final possibility that the Lockhorns are so poor that they have to grow their own produce. The one thing we know for sure is that Loretta will completely screw up and destroy everything she touches. Leroy gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 62
Loretta - 71
Push - 65