July 2, 2009

Oh Loretta, you find so many wonderfully different ways to say the Lockhorns are poor. How many melancholy nights have you and Leroy spent huddled around that gigantic old timey clerk's desk and traded creative euphemisms and puns about how both of you will lose the house and all your possessions to the creditors and eventually be buried in a potter's field? If only you could cut back on your outrageous shopping binges at the mall from daily to maybe every other day. Perhaps that's a bit too much of a sacrifice to ask for. Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 54
Loretta - 64
Push - 65