January 9, 2010

Nine days into the new year and Leroy has yet to abandon his futile yearly resolution to start getting into shape. This may very well be a personal best. Loretta has, unfortunately thus far, failed to capitalize on this golden opportunity to mercilessly mock Leroy as he fails miserably at the gym. It really should be Loretta, not Leroy, delivering the above unflattering statement about his excess baggage. Meanwhile the seriously disinterested gym employee, who has long since zoned out Leroy voice, continues to wonder if it isn't too late for him to go back and finish college. It's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 1

Loretta - 2
Push - 6