January 21, 2010

Isn't "Leroy is getting Leroyer" the same as "the poor are getting poorer"? I guess there may be a more nuanced distinction. Leroy getting Leroyer isn't merely just a decline in finances, it's a more across the board type of decline, like in health, hygiene, self esteem, and general will to live. It must be a really serious funk for Leroy if he's too despondent to even put on his usual black pants/colored polo shirt ensemble to mope around the house. Of course Loretta demonstrates that one Lockhorn's debilitating depression is another Lockhorn's personal windfall as she waste no time in calling up her friend to ridicule Leroy. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 5
Loretta - 7
Push - 9