January 29, 2010

I sure remember my undergrad years and all those semesters of diligent fountain of knowledge drinking. It's a pretty strained punchline just to get at the well worn "Leroy is a drunk" insult. Then again, Loretta really doesn't need to break out the A material when Leroy is in one of his more out of control states of inebriation. He's pretty much writing out the jab and handing it to Loretta to read. She probably doesn't even have to say anything, a mere embarrassed eye roll juxtaposed against Leroy's manic display would have been more than enough. The simple pleasures of having a spouse with an uncontrollable drinking problem. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 7
Loretta - 10
Push - 12