January 1, 2010

A lame pun about the Lockhorns' floundering portfolio, it's definitely not the most auspicious of starts to the new year. Given how trapped in the past the Lockhorns are I imagine their stock portfolio to consist of holdings in asbestos manufacturing firms, pomade producers, and companies that are specializing in developing "new fangled" vacuum tubes (or as the Lockhorns call them "tech stocks"). I also suspect their broker to be a conservatively dressed man in a room patiently reading the latest lines from a stock ticker. It looks like we'll have to wait until at least tomorrow to see whether Leroy or Loretta draws first blood on the year. Until then, it's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 0

Loretta - 0
Push - 1