January 26, 2010

As he does at the end of every fruitless session, Counselor Pullman clearly and directly reminds the Lockhorns about their bill. While part of the ritual is to obviously make sure the Lockhorns are paying their required fees, the other reason is for the counselor to remind himself why he voluntarily agrees to spend an hour every week in an intimate room with these two awful people. It is a motivating reminder of what the Lockhorns provide in exchange for his professional misery: a never ending stream of steady income. It's a push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 6
Loretta - 9
Push - 11