January 4, 2010

The Lockhorns would benefit greatly from joining the growing number of American households that are eliminating their traditional home phone service. It seems that the only people calling them are annoying telemarketers and threatening bill collectors. In addition, Loretta has already taken to racking up four figure service bills on her cell phone line. I suspect that by this point the Lockhorns are maintaining their home land line only for the purposes of using their fax machine and their dial-up Internet service. Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 1

Loretta - 0
Push - 3