Jaunary 11, 2009: Sunday Showdown!

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Clockwise from the bottom left:

• Even at a ridiculously outdated looking magic/cabaret show, Loretta never misses a chance to criticize Leroy's life of sloth. Loretta strikes first.
• Loretta turns the tables and makes light of Leroy's lack of fashion sense. Wardrobe is always a fertile ground for insults for both parties considering how both of them are forever frozen in the same late 1960s clothing fashions. Loretta up two.
• Despite the rough economy, I doubt the American airline industry has come to the point where there is an extra charge for air sickness bags, for which Leroy is attempting to avoid. Or perhaps he just intends on spitefully vomiting in Loretta's purse during the flight. It's close, but judging by Loretta's angry face, Leroy gets a point.
• Just your occasional, run of the mill, non-marriage related, commentary on "modern times", which for the Lockhorns is roughly about forty years ago. Definite push.
  
• Loretta makes a subtle commentary on Leroy's lazy football Sunday activities, but alas it falls short of truly insulting and Leroy isn't even around to hear it. It is ruled a push, but Loretta rides the hot start to take Sunday 2 to 1.

Official Count:
Leroy - 5
Loretta - 5
Push - 1