January 2, 2009

If we are to believe that "The Lockhorns" comic runs on a daily continuity, then there must be some logical reason Leroy is immediately in the hospital after the last strip. I'm going to say it's to recover from an acute stab wound to the abdomen during a domestic quarrel with the Mrs. Being the eternal ball of spite that he is, he still manages to nail a classic "you're a bad cook" line on Loretta from his hospital bed via comparing what looks like burnt to a crisp black hospital food to her cooking. One point for Leroy.

Official Count:
Leroy - 1
Loretta - 1