January 27, 2009

With the worsening national recession, it appears that the Lockhorns' financial situation is also getting more dire by the day. Between Leroy's inadequate dead end job and Loretta's crippling shopping addiction, it looks like the Lockhorns are considering turning to crime to make ends meet. While the prospect of "Fun with Leroy and Loretta" seems somewhat interesting, I can't imagine any sort of jointly planned criminal action acutally succeeding. Given their dysfunctions, all heist attempts will probably end in either simultaneous backfiring, fatal doublecrosses or tense Mexican standoffs. Another push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 9
Loretta - 9
Push - 9