January 16, 2009

Look at the uniform expressions of general gloom on everyone's faces; it makes Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks" look like the climax of a rave. In this all too melancholy world we live in, there is no place sadder than the Lockhorn home. I'm also not sure if Leroy is really proving his spousal behavior hypothesis. Judging by the all too familiar position of Loretta in the background, it would appear that a much more accurate axiom would be "if you want to get your wife's attention, make dismissive comments about how they want to ruin all the happy moments of your life to your only friend, within her earshot." Edge goes to Leroy.

Official Count:
Leroy - 7
Loretta - 6
Push - 3