January 13, 2009

I really don't know what to make of the reoccurring good counselor Pullman. Is he displaying a near superhuman devotion to his profession by still attempting to somehow salvage the long sunken wreck that is the Lockhorns' marriage? Or is he just milking more fees from the poor doomed couple for another few decades by knowingly providing obviously futile relationship counseling advice? In either case, the acknowledgment by Loretta that even the act of passively sleeping in the same bed together overnight somehow manages to incite anger within each spouse isn't really a victory for any side. Looks like another push.

Also, as unbelievably disturbing as it is, I would imagine that the Lockhorns would have some pretty amazing angry hate sex.

Official Count:
Leroy - 5
Loretta - 5
Push - 3