January 9, 2009

Not to be outdone by Leroy's cutting man-to-man chat from the previous day, Loretta engages in a little "bash her marriage while talking to her friend" girl talk. The tableau of traditional domestic bliss (the doting housewife with the chores and the hardworking breadwinner relaxing at the end of a long day) contrasting with the dark reality of the Lockhorn's hollow marriage is nothing sort of inspired. For all the critical acclaim of the new "Revolutionary Road" film adaptation; the Lockhorns have defined tragic quiet desperation amidst suburbia for decades. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 5
Loretta - 4