January 30, 2009

...And cue the rimshot! Thank you Lockhorns for applying your always sharp, poison wit to the modern menace of the busy customer hotline. What's next for our sardonic couple? Foul tasting airline food? Snarling traffic jams? High cable bills? Kids with baggy pants? The only time I want to see the Lockhorns on the phone is when one of them is calling the emergency room after greviously injuring the other in a fit of rage. For the first time this year, the push makes its way into the lead.

Official Count:
Leroy - 10
Loretta - 9
Push - 11