May 8, 2009

You know your relationship isn't going well when all you do is snipe and insult each during every single waking moment of your lives. Understatement aside, going by my experience with the 'Lifetime Channel" over the years, if their relationship were really like a Lifetime Original Movie it would involve a lot of domestic abuse at the hands of Leroy, a lot of crying in the shower, and Loretta emerging from it as a strong independent female; there might also be a pregnant teen involved in there somewhere. Casting wise I'd go with James Gandolfini as Leroy and Camryn Manheim as Loretta. The point goes to Leroy.

Official Count:
Leroy - 34
Loretta - 46
Push - 48