May 5, 2009

To my great relief, and to the great relief of the greater Lockhorns Nation, the failed quote box experiment of 2009 was just a one time aberration. However, we can all learn a valuable lesson from this experience: you really don't know what you've got until it's gone. Here's to living outside the box.

With that said, it appears that the Lockhorns are back "trying to work things out" at marriage counselor Pullman's office. While I once pitied Pullman for having to constantly deal with this toxic wreck of a marriage, the fact that he gets a steady $175 an hour rate just to sit back and give random futile attempts at improving the Lockhorns situation is a pretty good deal. I've noticed that every licensed professional the Lockhorns run across, whether it be doctor, lawyer, etc., is totally candid and unrepentant about charging the Lockhorns an arm and a leg for their services. I guess if you're as intolerable as the Lockhorns you have to pay an extra premium for any sort of human interaction. Push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 32
Loretta - 45
Push - 48