May 18, 2009

It's definitely for the best for everyone involved that Leroy and Loretta remain separated during the general workday. For both parties, Leroy's daily grind to the office is a welcome respite from their perpetual domestic hell. Once you take that 40 hours to so a week away, you've got yourself an increasingly dangerous situation where the Lockhorns are spending all their time together. I'm pretty sure the whole thing has the potential to end in some sort of gruesome murder-suicide. Also it seems that Leroy hasn't fully gotten the hang of this new fangled "telecommuting" business since he dressed up and packed his briefcase to work from home. The point goes to Loretta.

Official Count:
Leroy - 36
Loretta - 51
Push - 51