May 19, 2009

Today the Lockhorns apply their rapier wit at criticizing the high cost of prescription drugs. To the defense of the pharmacist anyone who needs to purchase enough drugs to satisfy Leroy's daily cocktail of anti-depressants, high blood pressure medication, prescription strength painkillers, and anti-balding pills, will likely find themselves low on funds. Why else do you think Leroy would put up with the dangerous incompetence and total callousness of his personal physician Dr. Blog? He's the only doctor around that would recklessly write up so many frivolous prescriptions with no concern for the safety of the patient. Seeing as how Loretta remains unscathed through the whole scene, this is a push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 36
Loretta - 51
Push - 52