May 2, 2009

Once again the Lockhorns show that they refuse to shy away from those edgy modern topics many of their contemporaries are afraid to address. This time the Lockhorns' critical eyes turns their full glare on the rising expense of going to the movies. Perhaps next time they'll really sock it to long lines at the DMV, or the inherent difficulties of opening sealed plastic containers, or maybe what's wrong with teenagers today! Speaking of teenagers, the young ticket taking employee looks like a down right suicide risk. I guessing it has something to do with the low pay, the boring work, the perpetual aura of unhappiness that constantly surround the Lockhorns, and the fact that management makes him wear a purple bellhop suit from the 40s. Another day, another push.

Official Count:
Leroy - 32
Loretta - 44
Push - 46