May 15, 2009

Well if Leroy had a "Best By" date, it's obvious he went rancid and curdled decades ago. It's actually a pretty apt analogy considering how rotten and dead on the inside he is. The man can barely keep his head up while manning the cart. The empty car seems to indicate that it hasn't even been a long time; they've just arrived at the store. All he can do most of the time is to just stares at his watch contemplating when that wonderful day will come when the cool, relieving hand of death will take him away from his endless daily misery. I'm sure Loretta's food shopping list will happily oblige to accelerate that request. Loretta scores the point.

Official Count:
Leroy - 35
Loretta - 49
Push - 51