November 5, 2009

Loretta is obviously being disingenuous here for the purposing of making an insulting remark about Leroy in front of the insurance salesman. In reality, she would require an extremely large insurance policy to maintain her current shopping addicted lifestyle. Despite the humiliation, Leroy should agree with Loretta and opt for a policy with as small a payout as possible. The last thing he needs is another motivation for Loretta to kill him. Of course buying life insurance is probably a moot point when it comes to the Lockhorns. They'll likely never die, just get more hateful and bitter until the end of time. Loretta gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 96
Loretta - 122
Push - 91