November 4, 2009

Leroy's mustachioed acquaintance may just assume Leroy's statements about Loretta's terrible cooking are just exaggerated jokes, but we know better. Having witnessed all of Loretta's near nightly attempts to poison Leroy with her inedible food, that look of distress and terror on Leroy's face is genuine. He lives every day with the constant grim reality that every foul tasting meal could be his last. Leroy's phrasing actually gives an additional frightening dimension to Loretta's cooking. There is now the implied possibility that Loretta may also actually have a recipe for cooking Leroy and is attempting to murder and cook him into some sort of awful meal which she will consume as a symbolic gesture of ultimate victory. Quite disturbing. Leroy gets the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 96
Loretta - 121
Push - 91