Saturday, April 4, 2009

April 4, 2009

One can only imagine the sort of twisted acts of drunken depravity that Leroy and his fellow portly friend committed the night before. It is obvious that Leroy's shit is most definitely a mess. It's such a mess that he can only make confusing, nonsensical references to Jeopardy. Despite his sorry condition, I'm actually going to have to give this one to Leroy. In his sad display of pathetic drunkenness, he has managed to embarrass and disappoint Loretta enough to the point where he can claim ultimate victory.

Official Count:
Leroy - 26
Loretta - 37
Push - 31

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