Sadly this is one of the closest things to "fun" in Leroy's boundlessly depressing life. After a another wasted day of humiliating insignificance at work and a evening of toxic dinners and arguing with the even more toxic Loretta, Leroy enjoys kicking his feet up and calling tech support centers for products that he doesn't own. It allows him to enjoy the delusion of vicariously owning products that his meager paycheck and his wife's shopping addiction prevent him from ever affording. In addition, it gives him a chance to exercise his two other great passions: being excessively cheap and being unbearably obnoxious to others. Also, was anyone else more than a little surprised to see that the Lockhorn's home computer didn't involve a room full of vacuum tubes and reel-to-reel tape drives? Push, indeed.Official Count:
Leroy - 31
Loretta - 41
Push - 41
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