Oh Leroy, after about a century or so of marriage to Loretta, you of all people should know full well that she is incapable of any personal fiscal restraint when she's at the mall. She'll get fancy, she'll get schmancy, and a whole bunch of specially made, oversized, designer shoes as well. At the very least, your presence with her will give you an outside chance of nominally curtailing her purchases. You could try physically restraining her or possibly alienating the store owner to the point where you're kicked out. However, I think your best bet is to attack Loretta's self imagine and motivation to by clothes through hurtful comments about her aging looks. Good luck, Leroy Lockhorn, good luck. Push.Official Count:
Leroy - 29
Loretta - 39
Push - 38
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