This has got to be the most depressing Christmas party I have ever seen. Of the four people present three can either be categorized as explicitly unhappy or completely bored. The only one with anything resembling a smile is Leroy, who is obviously bombed out of his mind on Christmas "spirits". Regardless of whatever presents Loretta received this year, her true gift was the incredibly generous amount of opportunities that arose over the holidays for her to criticize how cheap Leroy was. Her poor friend must be getting so sick of those "Leroy is a tightwad" punchlines. She obviously hears Loretta's puns everyday, but at least before there was a bit more variety in her comments. At least tonight Loretta has the benefit of having Leroy present so she can get a point out of it. Official Count:
Leroy - 110
Loretta - 143
Push - 106
Push - 106
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