December 22, 2009

Loretta will utilize even the most minor and esoteric subjects into some sort of put down about Leroy; even excessively generic anti-crime public service announcement posters she passes on the streets. That sort of single minded dedication and focus is equal parts admirable and disturbing. Of course the cardinal Lockhorn rule of two prevents Loretta from cashing in on this quality rank out. Perhaps she should later take an intentional walk with Leroy down the same street so she can actually get credit for hurting Leroy's feelings. Also, I didn't know Long Island had such a big problem with stubbly, capped, masked, robber caricatures running around. Where are the Keystone Kops when you need them? Push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 110

Loretta - 142
Push - 104