March 9, 2009

The obvious joke is that the Lockhorns have notoriously bad credit which prohibits them from eating at a McDonald's let alone some fancy bistro. What really puzzles me is the fact that they are receiving the exact opposite treatment here. Not only are they being served, but their money is actually no good there, as in they're getting a complimentary meal! My only explanation for this bizarre reversal of fortune is that Leroy and Loretta have somehow managed to work in tandem to kidnap and murder another couple with the surname "Lockhorn" and have assumed their identity for the purposes of eating out. It does explain Loretta's personal paranoia and the look of maddening guilt in the eyes of Leroy (who was most likely given the traumatising, gruesome task of dismembering the bodies and disposing them to avoid detection). Despite the horrific implications, I still have to rule this one a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 19
Loretta - 26
Push - 23