March 20, 2009

Wow, a Groundhog's Day reference; and only about a month and a half past its relevance! Despite the lack of timeliness, a put down is still a put down. I would have also accepted a barbed aside about how Leroy is so heavy his shadow weights X pounds. Loretta should give a long hard look at her shadow as well (considering the Lockhorns share the same grotesque body type). Her physique doesn't exactly scream trim and svelte. Interestingly, I actually had to read this panel one twice. The first time around I was totally distracted by Loretta's friend's gigantic bouffant hairdo. Another point for Loretta.

Official Count:

Leroy - 20
Loretta - 34
Push - 25