March 14, 2009

It's another cocktail lubricated social shindig for the Lockhorns to start unloading on each other. This time, it's Loretta getting the barbs in from afar. It's safe to say Loretta's comments are probably hyperbole since that would make Leroy 90 years old and somewhere between 300 to 400 pounds. However if you factor in the fact that the Lockhorns have been miserably middle aged since the late 1960s, their actual age in reality would probably be around 90. So in that sense Leroy's life sort of mirrors that of Brad Pitt's protagonist in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" if he stayed in his fifties...and got married...and was hopelessly depressed...forever. Loretta with the point.

Official Count:

Leroy - 19
Loretta - 30
Push - 24