April 17, 2010

A clever pun by Loretta, but with Leroy's absence it is unfortunately all for naught. If I were Loretta I would be less swaggering and more suspicious about any gift from Leroy. Unless Leroy was forced to purchase the gift via blackmail or some other form of duress by Loretta, all signs would appear to point to some kind of sinister ulterior motive. She should really listen closely for any odd ticking noises emanating from the pendant. On a side note, what is up with Loretta's friend on the far left side of the panel? Her head is literally the size of the rest of her body! Even by the usual grotesquely disproportionate body standards of the Lockhorn universe, she is nothing short of nightmarish. It's a push.

Official Count:

Leroy - 32
Loretta - 41
Push - 33