Official Count:
Leroy - 123
Loretta - 143
Push - 99
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Leroy gets in the last point of the year but once again Loretta handily takes the 2011 "Lockhorn vs. Lockhorn" championship with 143 points to Leroy's 123. After an unfortunately preempted 2010 and a significant reformatting of the blog we can once again celebrate and fondly look back upon a full year of car smashing, binge drinking, mad shopping, flagrant philandering, and all the other entertaining, broadly stereotypical, antics our favorite dysfunctional married couple. I would like to congratulate Loretta for another season of insulting dominance; her cunning word play, clutch Sunday performances, and her sharp ability to notice and capitalize on even the most petty of Leroy's foibles made all the difference. As for Leroy, he should be proud of his generally improved performance from 2009 (he had an additional 12 wins) and work towards improving and expanding the types of situations where he can attack Loretta (she can only cook so many awful meals in a year). Finally, I'd like to thank you, the fans, for joining me in this year long tally of misery, scorn, bitterness, ridicule, and abject hatred. I'll see everyone in 2012 (which I'm betting will start with Leroy nursing a massive hangover and Loretta mocking him about it).
I think Loretta deserves some sort of an award for a clear victory this year, 54% to 46% (or 39%, 33%, 27%, if you include push.)
ReplyDeleteCongrats as well on finishing on time - your fanbase appreciates it.