February 25, 2009

While the statement about kissing Leroy is probably an outright lie, since they most likely sleep in early 60's sitcom style separate beds and the only physical contact between them are their frequent fist fights, it's still a sufficiently sharp dig at Leroy's shabbiness. Ever vigilant, Loretta never misses an opportunity during one of Leroy's crippling depressive episodes to capitalize on his extra slovenly appearance. All that's left for Leroy to do in go into the next room and cry for hours in the dark. Score a point for Loretta.

Official Count:
Leroy - 16
Loretta - 22
Push - 18